Last Romaines

This is a pun using the similar-sounding words "romaine" (a type of lettuce) and "remains" (what's left after something has died). The joke also throws in 'lettuce pray', which sounds like 'let us pray', connecting it to the dead salad.

• Romaine
• Piece
• Dead
• Call
• Food
• Lettuce

• Why's it called a Caesar Salad? 'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
• What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad. (Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
• What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
• What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field? Seizure salad.