
Titanic jokes
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
