Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

Want to watch Titanic? No, I’m not on board for it.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON’T SYNC

Edit: Never mind it started to sync…

What is the titanic’s favorite mint?

Icebreakers

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

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