Titanic Jokes

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.


Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in


Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha