Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
Do you want to play titanic?
When i say iceberg you go down on me
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
