Titanic Jokes

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*

A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom

Why is the titanic good at baseball : because it sinks it

The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!

What is the titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the titanic

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people

Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

Want to watch Titanic? No, I'm not on board for it.

Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?