Titanic jokes

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

What is the Titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

What pool never runs dry?

The one on the Titanic.

Want to watch Titanic?

No, I'm not on board for it.

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.