*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

Want to watch Titanic? No, I’m not on board for it.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

What is the titanic’s favorite mint?

Icebreakers

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- “oh no the sink sank!”

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”