Titanic jokes

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What is the Titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...