Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no p..... Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.