Titanic

Titanic jokes

Iceberg

  • Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

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  • Iceberg

  • A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

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  • Grandfather

  • My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Ocean

  • If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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  • Passenger

  • Titanic was sinking.

    Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

    Captain: "Two miles."

    Passenger: "Which direction?"

    Captain: "Down."

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  • Sync

  • The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

    Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

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  • People

  • People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

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  • Magician

  • There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

    Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

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