My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Don’t tell a Titanic joke, or you’ll sink to a whole new low.

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

Want to watch Titanic? No, I’m not on board for it.

What do you describe titanic as? …broken…

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.

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