Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

You know how many people said “this ship will never sink”?

They jinxed it by saying “never sink”

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -Splash

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn’t fit in a titan’s mouth

(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Don’t tell a Titanic joke, or you’ll sink to a whole new low.

The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship