Titanic Jokes

guy

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

Pool

Anonymous

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

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Julia

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

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OmegaWeapon

Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*

Anonymous

A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints

Prowl

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Laoise

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom

Baseball

Anonymous

Why is the titanic good at baseball : because it sinks it

Anonymous

The Titanic before iceberg be like: we can't go under it, we gotta go through it!

Favorite

Anonymous

What is the titanic's favorite mint?

Icebreakers

gralorix37

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

Sophia

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the titanic

Tommaso

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people

Just a kid

Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it

algypan

in Last Word

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

Alex

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

Watch

Anonymous

Want to watch Titanic? No, I'm not on board for it.

Laoise

Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?

Puns

Anonymous

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

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Wonder

Anonymous

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?