Titanic Jokes

Anonymous

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

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Prowl

Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Julia

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

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Isaiah Kellar

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

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Anonymous
in Puns

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

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TheBeast

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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Great Britan

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

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Jstrong:)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

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Anonymous

Want to watch Titanic? No, I’m not on board for it.

OmegaWeapon

Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: hold my beer

gralorix37

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

Alex

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

guy

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn’t an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

Thats funny

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

TheBeast

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

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Anonymous

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Roger Furness

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

Anonymous

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

algypan
in Last Word

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater