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FAR

Julia

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

Pool

Anonymous

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

Ice

Prowl

Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Cross

TheBeast

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Puns

Anonymous

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

Pool

Isaiah Kellar

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

Ice

Great Britan

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

Time

Jstrong:)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

Titanic

TheBeast

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

Sink

Alex

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

Watch

Anonymous

Want to watch Titanic? No, I’m not on board for it.

Fish

Anonymous

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

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Favorite

Anonymous

What is the titanic’s favorite mint?

Icebreakers

Play

Thats funny

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

Hit

Anonymous

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

Puns

Green KaZoo

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Puns

Anonymous

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

Chef

Yer boi

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- “oh no the sink sank!”

Puns

Declan

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

Dream

Anonymous

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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