Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

What is common in my AirPods and Titanic… They sync properly …

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?

Don’t tell a Titanic joke, or you’ll sink to a whole new low.

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

Want to watch Titanic? No, I’m not on board for it.

the gold coast titans winning the nrl. best joke ever

You know how many people said “this ship will never sink”?

They jinxed it by saying “never sink”

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic. ICEBERG

Yo mama so fat She the ice burg

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