Titanic Jokes

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*

Want to watch Titanic? No, I'm not on board for it.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )

Yo mama so fat she was the ice berg that sank the Titanic.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me