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Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

You know how many people said “this ship will never sink”?

They jinxed it by saying “never sink”

Don’t tell a Titanic joke, or you’ll sink to a whole new low.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -Splash

The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn’t fit in a titan’s mouth

(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama so fat She the ice burg

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.