Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
Want to watch Titanic? No, I'm not on board for it.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
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titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
