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Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I’d hit that.

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

titanic jokes sink in. pun intended.

titanic - “yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her”

How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- “oh no the sink sank!”

Yo mama so fat She the ice burg

Don’t tell a Titanic joke, or you’ll sink to a whole new low.

Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.

You know how many people said “this ship will never sink”?

They jinxed it by saying “never sink”

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -Splash

Yo mama so fat She the ice burg

the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg