Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is funny 'cause the person asks Siri about their bank account, but instead of getting a real answer, Siri just unleashes a bunch of insults. It's unexpected and ridiculous, like you trying to understand quantum physics. You're so dumb you would bring a spoon to a knife fight. Get it?
