What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Gum vs. Gun
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying that both gum and guns can make people want to be your friend. Gum because they want a piece, and a gun because they don't want to be shot. People like you probably think a loaded gun is for shooting people, and not for keeping it safe at home. Now, go back to your coloring books.