Naruto jokes

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

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Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)

Naruto solos.

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To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣