Naruto

Naruto jokes

Friend

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Run

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Memes

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Mom

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Girl

What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?

What?

Chidori. :)

Sakura

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Group

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Anime

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Fan

To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

Nuke

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

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    Apple Green, Naruto, 5inches, I did it. I’m going to the movie this Sunday

    Quick question, well not quick. It’s a thought I had, and it has to do with this website. If I..I dunno vanished. Out of the blue. Or just made a post saying “bye”, or just disappeared. For let’s say...a week and a half? Would any of you really give a shit? Would you try to do anything? Would you wonder if I killed myself and I just have repressed issues I don’t speak about? Because when someone like May or Toby, doe… Read more