Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why tie when you can knot?
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
Neighbor 1: Knot knot. Neighbor 2: you forgot 3rd Knot Odin:.....
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night's alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that's my son and so he Yank on it
my penis is tied in a knot
