Piece jokes
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...