What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man? Get a fucking job.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
A starving homeless kid ask me for food
I said "sorry,my plate is full"
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do orphans and garbage have in common? They’re both in the street and no one wants pick them up
