I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, “What’s up?”. The first friend then replies with a simple answer, “the sky!”, but the other friend intervenes and says, “no it’s the ceiling!”. To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, “unless you’re homeless or six feet under.”
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
A guy is sitting on the side of street and asked for money. He said ‘‘Ew i dont take money from faggots’’ The guy nodded his head and said thats right i have a home
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn’t opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
He’s homeless. Another: Oh he must be A “Sheer” (as in Andrew Sheer) survivor…The other :No, he’s a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
(This isnt a joke)
There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless… So, they got into a barn… And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!