The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: I killed your horse... The second quickly left and when he returned he said: We have poisoned all your cows
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
In a kahoot and your the twin tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996
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Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
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My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters. I asked him what his book was about and he said "Oh, It's autobiography."
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
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How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
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Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
How do you kill a sheep? You lamb shank it
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Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only killed communists.”
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
