If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
In a kahoot and your the twin tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaur
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
