my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you
crush: how much do you love me??
me: well look at the stars outside
crush: but its morning me: exactly
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares
my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there
Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray
If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents
you are so ugly hellokitty had to say bye bye
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
my phone battery last longer then your relasionships
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!