If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. Your so fat you could sell shade!
3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID Classmate: does nothing Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU Classmate: Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.

yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store

Bully…you such an asshole. Me… Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger