How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

I’d love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo

roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there

Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.

*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb

1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me

Your mom is fat

Oooo roasted

What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…

when i try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink