Life

Anonymous

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Name

Z
  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Chicken

Crypto

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Fat

Donald Trump

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

Friend

Dez

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Brain

Anonymous

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

Hair

👉👌

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

Battery

Anonymous

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

Face

mr bean

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

Fat

The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Bullying

Lola

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Difference

Noah

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

Beat

Anonymous

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Mum

get up you lazy a s s

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Bullying

Dez

Bully…you such an asshole. Me… Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger

Chin

Anonymous

bully: your mom gay me: there something on your chin bully: where me: no, on your fourth one

Draw

yo mom

you like to draw? bc I like the m d, raw :)

Fat

Anonymous

Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!

Wall

Dez

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

Fat

Anonymous

your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her

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