me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

I’d love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

Boi you can’t be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo

One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home…wait a second.

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 r.....ed kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.

  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there

One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.

YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don’t destroy none of the planets

*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality

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