If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
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roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
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1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
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Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
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