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Anonymous

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Mum

get up you lazy a s s

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Name

Z
  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Chicken

Crypto

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Friend

Dez

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Friend

Anonymous

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

Morning

Anonymous

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Bullying

Lola

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Fat

Donald Trump

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

Parent

mr bean

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

Hair

👉👌

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

Difference

Noah

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

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Battery

Anonymous

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

Day

Anonymous

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

Beat

Anonymous

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Fat

The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Jail

Animal

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

Bullying

bob

Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID Classmate: does nothing Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU Classmate: Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.

Store

Anonymous

yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store

Make

Dez

Bully…you such an asshole. Me… Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger

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