How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…
when i try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink