Roast Jokes

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future

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