If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
Bully: "Nobody loves you." Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
I would roast you, but your mirror does every time you look into it.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
