roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
crush: how much do you love me??
me: well look at the stars outside
crush: but its morning me: exactly
Your breath is so bad when Santa came in your house for your present, he brought toothpaste .
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.