Mum

get up you lazy a s s

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Morning

Anonymous

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Sentence

Anonymous

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

Cloud

Anonymous

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

Jail

Animal

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

Animal

Crypto

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Name

Z
  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

7

Ugliness

Dez

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Air

Anonymous

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

Bullying

Lola

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Fat

Donald Trump

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

1

Hair

👉👌

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

4

Offensive

Anonymous

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Store

Anonymous

yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Face

mr bean

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

Ugliness

Anonymous

you are so ugly hellokitty had to say bye bye

Girlfriend

Noah

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

4

Battery

Anonymous

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

6

Fat

Anonymous

Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!