Mum

get up you lazy a s s

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Life

Anonymous

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

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Morning

Anonymous

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Ugliness

Dez

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Name

Z
  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

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Chicken

Crypto

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Day

Anonymous

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

Bullying

Lola

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Jail

Animal

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Fat

Donald Trump

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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Store

Anonymous

yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store

Roll

Anonymous

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

Hair

👉👌

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

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Face

mr bean

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

Forehead

Anonymous

your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3

Offensive

Anonymous

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Difference

Noah

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

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Beat

Anonymous

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

Forehead

hi

your forehead so big you could roast meat on it.

Fat

The roast king

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good