How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out

YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don’t destroy none of the planets

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

Bully…you such an asshole. Me… Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

Boi you can’t be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.

I’d love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won’t squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome