How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

  1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

It’s easy to roast beef.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

my phone battery last longer then your relasionships

One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.

I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.

I’d love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

Boi you can’t be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there

If You’re In A Roast Battle With A Homophobe And They Are Talking Mad Shit Just Say:

“The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!”

YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don’t destroy none of the planets

What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…

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