my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Friend… You so ugly. Me… You can’t be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3

If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

your forehead so big you could roast meat on it.

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. Your so fat you could sell shade!
3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good