Roast Jokes

Roses are red

Anonymous
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roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you

Ugliness

Anonymous
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If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

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Trash

get up you lazy a s s
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my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn't find you

Cloud

Anonymous
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Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

6

Abuse

Animal
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I'd Hit You But I Don't Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Offensive

Anonymous
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If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

Star

Anonymous
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crush: how much do you love me??

me: well look at the stars outside

crush: but its morning me: exactly

Roses are red

Anonymous
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roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you

Bullying

Lola
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Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.

Taste

Z
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1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

8

Hairline

Elena
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your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

2

Fat

Anonymous
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Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!

6

Mirror

Anonymous
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i would roast you but your mirror does every time you look into it.

Fat

Donald Trump
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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

7

Animal

Crypto
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What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.

4

Face

mr bean
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if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

3

Ugliness

Dez
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Friend... You so ugly. Me... You can't be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares

6

Bullying

Anonymous
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Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet🤔

Cup

👉👌
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me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese's cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

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Cry

Elena
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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"