Roses are red
roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn't find you
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
I'd Hit You But I Don't Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
crush: how much do you love me??
me: well look at the stars outside
crush: but its morning me: exactly
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
i would roast you but your mirror does every time you look into it.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents
Friend... You so ugly. Me... You can't be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares
Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet🤔
me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese's cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"