roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
I'd Hit You But I Don't Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn't find you
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
crush: how much do you love me??
me: well look at the stars outside
crush: but its morning me: exactly
Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
you are so ugly hellokitty had to say bye bye
if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents
Friend... You so ugly. Me... You can't be talking you give Freddy Krueger nightmares
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there
me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese's cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray