roses are red violets are blue shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
I'd Hit You But I Don't Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn't find you
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
If I wanted to kill myself i would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
if your going to be a smart ass you have to be smart or your just an ass
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
Your mom is so ugly, When she goes to the dentist they make her face down
crush: how much do you love me??
me: well look at the stars outside
crush: but its morning me: exactly
Bully: nobody loves you Me: aww it must have hurt when your mom told you that.
Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Your breath is so bad when Santa came in your house for your present, he brought toothpaste .
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
i would roast you but your mirror does every time you look into it.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
