Inessa :)

@inessa

Registered on 1/10/2023 · 47 followers · Last active 2 years ago

Crush

14 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

Pfp

8 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two different photos of Woody from Toy Story. The first photo shows Woody with a creepy grin and the second photo shows Woody engulfed in flames and laughing maniacally. Text at the top of the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

Comment

41 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

An image of two sharks in the ocean. The smaller shark is labeled "People on the web who just wanna read and make funny jokes." The larger shark is labeled "Inappropriate comments". Below the larger shark is the name "Matt".

Building

21 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

Building

14 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Class

12 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

Two side-by-side images of a brown monkey puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. The text overlay reads: "me when i join a new class and i ghosted half the people in there".

Dinosaur

30 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Post

7 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

Boyfriend

39 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.

Fear

3 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

i think yall are confused my biggest fear is this sicko

A person painted red with a crude face drawn on his belly, similar to Kool-Aid Man.

Test

57 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows a collage with two panels. The top panel has a picture of a crying cat with the text "Me nervously clicking my pen during the test." The bottom panel has two identical pictures of a red monkey looking sideways with the text "That one guy in the class who knows Morse trying to understand why I want to invade Cuba."

Professor

1 view · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Word

4 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Ex

22 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Parent

8 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A photo shows a light brown rabbit on a blue surface and a Jenga tower. Text on the left side says "My parents sleeping soundly", under it says "making a cheese quesadilla in the microwave at 3am" and the rabbit is labeled "Me" on the right.

Question

13 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

An image of Tom from Tom and Jerry lying on the floor in front of a stairway to heaven. The text above him reads, "when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test".

Semibisexual

131 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image contains a definition of the term semibisexual, followed by a dialogue between two guys in a gay bar. The text ends with the phrase "Well that just sounds like straight with extra steps" and the image shows a scene from the show Rick and Morty.

Weed

3 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

when your little sisters room smells like weed

The image shows a close-up of Kevin Hart with a surprised expression and his eyes wide open. The text 'WTF?' is overlaid at the top of the image.

Ghost

42 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two penguins staring with big eyes, and the text reads, "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel depicts a child holding up a cross with a confused expression and the text reads, "The ghost in my room: How the flip can u see mE?! U need God".

Baby

16 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?