Inessa :)

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Inessa :)

2 years ago

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Inessa :)

2 years ago

Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

i think yall are confused my biggest fear is this sicko

A person painted red with a crude face drawn on his belly, similar to Kool-Aid Man.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Inessa :)

2 years ago

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

when your little sisters room smells like weed

The image shows a close-up of Kevin Hart with a surprised expression and his eyes wide open. The text 'WTF?' is overlaid at the top of the image.

why baby monitors gotta be so creepy?

A low-quality, grainy image of a baby's face as seen on a baby monitor. The baby's eyes appear to glow eerily in the dark.