what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

baaaad boy

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying

What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”

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