What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
What do you call a flying sheep?
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
Oh your jealous now.
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.