What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Mary had a little lamb chick chick bam no more lamb
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
