what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”