Sheep jokes
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
"Baaad boy."
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.