Sheep jokes
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Memes
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Indian porn
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