What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

Oh your jealous now.

Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart

What do you call a flying sheep?

A muttonbird

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN! “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer.” “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”

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