Animal

Larry Dickens

what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

Animal

Anonymous

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

Puns

Anonymous

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

Chocolate

Anonymous

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

Animal

Anonymous

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Beach

Baba Lamb

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

Puns

Anonymous

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Fruit

Anonymous

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

Fat

Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Roll

Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

Number

Bex

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

World

SkoopySkekFace

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

Cow

ANONYMOUsamantha

why don’t chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them

Cow

Anonymous

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

Turn

Anonymous

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

Puns

Anonymous

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

Puns

Anonymous

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Shop

Digby Jones

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

Man

Anonymous

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying

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