what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,

Baa- Dum- Tsss

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns