what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN! “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer.” “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
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