what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

why don’t chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying