what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

What is a sheep favorite soccer player, Paul Pogbaaa

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