Animal
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
SHeep want to WOooll the world :)
why don’t chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying