what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,

Baa- Dum- Tsss

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns