What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart

Why was the sheep arrested?

because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

What do you call a flying sheep?

A muttonbird

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

Oh your jealous now.

A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

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