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Puns

Anonymous

What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa

Animal

Larry Dickens

what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

Chocolate

Anonymous

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

Beach

Baba Lamb

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

Roll

Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide

Animal

Anonymous

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? – Shear madness.

World

SkoopySkekFace

SHeep want to WOooll the world :)

Fruit

Anonymous

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

Animal

Anonymous

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Puns

Anonymous

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Puns

Anonymous

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

Puns

Anonymous

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

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Dad

Anonymous

Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish Son: That’s too baaaaaad

Fat

Anonymous

Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud

Little Johnny

Anonymous

teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say’s maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall you stupid mother fucke*

Number

Bex

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.

I said “40”

Fat

Anonymous

Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherfucker

Cow

Anonymous

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

Car

Anonymous

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.

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