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You used to be someoneโ€™s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, You Mau Mau warrior.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

What hurts the most?๐Ÿ˜น

A. Breaking up before chewing

B. Breaking up after chewing . ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..๐Ÿค”

You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute ๐Ÿค”

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent ๐Ÿ g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage๐Ÿ˜”โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.


๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜•As We Speak Now Someone Is Making Arrangement For December With Your Girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ

When you see woman with leg chain, what usually comes to your mind? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder ๐Ÿค”

"Chelsea is the most consistent team. One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October it's just like menstrual cycle. If they don't win in November, judt know that they're pregnant." ๐Ÿ˜…

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.