Speed Bump jokes
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.