I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
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i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
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you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
