Speed Bump Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

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Anonymous

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming

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The demon

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

Crackpot69

Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

ROAB_EPIC

When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone

Anonymous

Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:… You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach

Wolven_Witchery
in School

When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.

in Car

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming.

freshfry

i have a fear of speed bumps but iim getting over it.

Hit & Run

Man, don’t you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there’s no speed bumps here…

Little jonny

Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Ash
in Sadness

When u hit a speed bump in a school zoon and then u remember their is no speed bumps.

you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

Anonymous
in Road

One day when I driving around our children’s school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.

Serponge
in Yo mama

Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.

Anonymous

i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?

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in Car

I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn’t end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. wait. there isn’t any road bumps o h s h i t.

Ijackedofftoher

What do queer guys call Hemroids? Speed bumps!

Anonymous

What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.

Anonymous
in Animal

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps… I hit bambie

Your mum

I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂