When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
What do queer guys call Hemroids? Speed bumps!
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
