Speed Bump

Speed Bump jokes

Orphan

    • I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

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    • Teacher

    • Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

    Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

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    • Mph

    • I went 80 mph in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed, "Am I hallucinating?"

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    • Point

    • What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.

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    • Dog

    • I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

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    • Orphanage

    • Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...

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    • Day

    • One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

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