Killer Jokes

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.

I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad