I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
🔪🗡️ 🩸
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive
We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.
The orca Don test
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
