Killer Jokes

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.

We’re does the killer wale go to get its teeth don.

The orca Don test

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''

dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?

I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.

i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled leggs and toest.

A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

“They both blow heads.”

I keep looking for my girlfriends killer but no one wants to do it.

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad