Girlfriend

Anonymous

I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

Degree

Moe Lester

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

Wife

Anonymous

The cops are still searching for my wife’s killer. Luckily I already fled the country.

Morning

Anonymous

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Skeleton

Anonymous

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.

Cereal

Anonymous

I just stepped on a corn flake. Im officially a cearel killer.

Animal

YYXYOddEyeCircle1/3

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells “Omae wa mou shindeiru.” The main character instinctively yells back “NANI???” and is killed.

Number

kelly

i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?

Breakfast

Nikita Reeves

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled leggs and toest.

Bullying

Anonymous

Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.

Kid

dicktastegud

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.

Man

Anonymous

I don’t understand why people hide under there blankets it’s not like the killers gonna be like, I’m gonna kill-…ahh man he’s under his blanket

Man

Bcamp

There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, “I’m not really a cab driver, I’m a wanted killer”. The homeless man says"I’m not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we’re gonna be completely honest, I’m not a rapper, i’m a cop’’

People

Dork

A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out…

Puns

Anonymous

There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised… there was no punch-line

Old

J0K35

Just. Old. Killer. Epigrams

Drink

Reggie

What was Jim Jones’ favorite drink? Killer Koolaid

Breakfast

Anonymous

Knock knock Who’s there Dumplin Dumplin who Dumplin the killer

Puns

i am sorry

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news saying he was a SERIAL killer

Jesus

Anonymous

today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I’m also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.

stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.

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