Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Hee hee touched me
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”
Why wasn’t Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he’s dead
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…
why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he’s a smooth criminal
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
