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When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand š meets the little š¤
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand š meets the little š¤
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jacksonās last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Why canāt Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because heās dead
whatās the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died⦠His version was to be called āDonāt Let Your Son Go Down on Meāā¦
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Whatās the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
whatās the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least heās honest.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What donāt they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
How do you know when itās bedtime at Michael Jacksonās house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jacksonās song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, sheās just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jacksonās religious beliefs
what color is michael jackson in heaven? white because everybody is perfect in heaven
Whatās does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jacksonās dad?