When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson’s last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured is out.

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he’s honest.

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)

why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket

what would you call a cover for your cock

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson’s religious beliefs

what color is michael jackson in heaven? white because everybody is perfect in heaven

What’s does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on

Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!

Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?