Michael Jackson Jokes

Senip

Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it

Anonymous

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

kool aid man

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

Dean

what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

they both leave children's room with an empty sack

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Hee hee touched me

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Anonymous

What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Sw_ift

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

Mark

what did they do with michael jackson when he died he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

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D.Halliday

What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!

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Hospital

Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'

Anonymous

whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground

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Joe Bazza

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Person
in Orphan

I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he

Cracra

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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Refried beans

Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.

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in Nonce

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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Hee hee

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he's dead

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