The 300+ Best Michael Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

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Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face

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What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.