Michael Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Me at the dinner table
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
"Hee hee touched me."
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...