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what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
they both leave children's room with an empty sack
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
what did they do with michael jackson when he died he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
Hee hee touched me
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!