Common

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

8

Common

Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”

Jackson

😈

Hee hee touched me

White

Cracra

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

3

Old

D.Halliday

What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!

Die

Mark

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Finger

Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

3

Son

Anonymous

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

Difference

hee hee 100

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

0

Jackson

Hee hee

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

3

Finger

Anonymous

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

Thought

Anonymous

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

0

Name

Great Britan

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson’s last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

0

Common

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

Kid

Thicc Rat

Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie

White

Anonymous

Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured is out.

Hand

Anonymous

When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a 5 year olds face

Pants

Sw_ift

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

Suck

Anonymous

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers