What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
