What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”
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Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he’s dead
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson’s last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a 5 year olds face
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers