Michael Jackson Jokes

Anonymous

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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Hee hee touched me

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

kool aid man

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Mark

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Sw_ift

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

Senip

Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Anonymous

whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground

D.Halliday

What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!

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Cracra

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”

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Joe Bazza

Why wasn’t Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Anonymous

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

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in Nonce

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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Anonymous

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Hee hee

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

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Anonymous
in Music

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

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Anonymous

why did micheal jackson get away with it? because he’s a smooth criminal

your mum

what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids