Michael Jackson Jokes

Common

Dean
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what does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

they both leave children's room with an empty sack

Common

Joe
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What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Minor

Stefan
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor

Meat

Anonymous
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Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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Beat

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What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it

Surgery

Mark
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what did they do with michael jackson when he died he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Jackson

kool aid man
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What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

Minor

Anonymous
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What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Jackson

D.Halliday
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What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There's 20 of them!

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Steel

Anonymous
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whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground

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Touch

😈
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Hee hee touched me

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Pants

Sw_ift
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Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

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Meat

Refried beans
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Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.

Common

Anonymous
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What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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Race

Senip
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Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Minor

Joe Bazza
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Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Nonce

hee hee 100
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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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Jackson

Cracra
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Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Minor

Anonymous
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Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Woman

Anonymous
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What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!