Common

Joe

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.

Touch

😈

Hee hee touched me

Common

Anonymous

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say “are you ready kids?”

White

Cracra

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Name

Anonymous

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Finger

Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Change

Mark

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Jackson

D.Halliday

What does Michael Jackson like about 28yr olds? There’s 20 of them!

Steel

Anonymous

whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground

Inside

kool aid man

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap

You have a great singer inside you

Music

Anonymous

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died… His version was to be called “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me”…

Finger

Anonymous

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

School

Hee hee

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he’s dead

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Minor

Joe Bazza

Why wasn’t Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Pants

Sw_ift

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

Nonce

hee hee 100

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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Common

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Music

Anonymous

Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service

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White

Anonymous

Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured is out.

Name

Great Britan

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson’s last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

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