Allergy Jokes

I have an EpiPen

Friend gave it to me when he was as dying

It seemed really important to him that I have it


my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.


There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!


I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.