I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
I don,t think I'm allergic to this
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
What is bad? A nut allergy
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
im hertophobic it means im allergic to striaghts
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol
