Hooker

Hooker Jokes

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.

What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist? If you want a hooker to be a bitch you have to give her money first.

How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch