Hooker jokes
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.