Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
Whats the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist? If you want a hooker to be a bitch you have to give her money first.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat? I haven’t banged a hooker.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
