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Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

What’s the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb… A: Not Three. My damn basement is still dark…

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them

i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, “theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk.”

Hookers are like drive thrus you tell them what you want, pay for your shit, and leave

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer…?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it

How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, cause they’ll screw anything

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

i will give you a nickle if you tickle my nickle pickle rick

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it

What’s the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don’t have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.