Hooker

Hooker Jokes

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.

What's the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!