Hooker jokes
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.