Kill jokes
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Memes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.