Kill jokes
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.