My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Okay, so basically, this dude's friend is writing a book, right? And the book is boring, so he says he's gonna kill off some characters. But here's the kicker: the book is an autobiography, meaning it's about his OWN LIFE! So, like, he's saying he's gonna kill himself off! Which is objectively based! You are probably a liberal since you didn't get that at first.