Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
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How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn't actually happen
