Medal jokes
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
