Only Communists

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup. The joke here is that the dude being interviewed is implying that communists aren't people. So when the interviewer asks about killing "thousands of people," the interviewee is like, "Nah, I've only offed communists." It's funny because it's dark and edgy, kinda like your hairline, which is receding faster than the Soviet Union.

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