What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf...ers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out