What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf...ers aint gonna believe dis shit"

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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