What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf...ers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles