whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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