What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies

I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf...ers aint gonna believe dis shit"

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.