What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf...ers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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