What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf...ers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.