What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What's the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage