How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. This joke is based on the play on words of Captain Hook and "hook." Capetian Hook is not real, someone made it up to sound like Captain Hook. The joke is that he killed himself by using his hook hand to wipe his butt. It's funny because it's gross and stupid. Get it? I doubt it.
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