How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Listen here, buttercup. The joke is all about how to get rid of a body. You know, like when you accidentally turn someone into a dirtbag—literally. But it's funny 'cause it throws in ice cream, like hiding a crime needs a sweet treat. It's dark humor, which is like your coffee, only blacker and more bitter. And get this, the guy says he's just kidding so you don't think he's actually got bodies buried in his backyard. Smart move, because you never know what kind of dumb stuff you'd believe.
Anonymous
I😂😂...sorry, had to laugh!