Orphan jokes
Emo jokes
Priest jokes
Depression jokes
Ball jokesplaying irl fruit ninja on my arm
Ninja Jokes
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
Recommended: Fat Jokes
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
my friend: "whats that on your arm me: oh this, i didnt have enough storage on my phone to download fruit ninja so i had to improvise a little bit
did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers *dab*
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
Why are ninjas farts so dangerous because there silent and deadly
How does a non binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja
what do you get when the queen fart a noble gas... what do you get when a dino farts a blast from the past.. why are ninja farts so dangerous they are silent but deadly L O L S
S
this is a big joke so yeah you cants tell me what to do this joke is funny so laugh ok... now that your done laughing lemme say a joke... get it there was no joke hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny im ninja
What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable
Oil and Ass Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2 Bubble Butt Bonanza 2 Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2 Big Wet Butts 5 There Will Be Cum 9 Mandingo Rocks That Ass Big Butts Like It Big 2 Blowjob Ninjas 5 Keep It Right There 2 Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6