Ninja Jokes

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm

when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists

I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists

Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.

What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.

What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things

Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting

i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm

Why are ninjas farts so dangerous because there silent and deadly