playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
