Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
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I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
How does a non binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them
