Ninja jokes
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.