Ninja Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

What's a Ninja's worst fear?

Garmadon actually winning.

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.