What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
I really hate waiting to die..... Its taking a lifetime
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
