What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll
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sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
