What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only killed communists.”
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
My wife was run over
How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
Why are Communists consider d the left? Because they can’t do anythimg right.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft