Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

What do you call a Communist sniper? – A Marxman.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled

My wife was run over

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it

what’s Hitler’s favorite yu-gi-oh card

B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N

capitalism

How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough

What does ACLU stand for? American Communist Lawyers Union

communist jokes suck … unless everyone gets them.

What’s worst than communism? CAPITALISM

what do you call a communist

braxton

i hate it when i accidentally eat out my dog lol

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.

Why are Communists consider d the left? Because they can’t do anythimg right.

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

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