Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a Communist sniper? – A Marxman.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
My wife was run over
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it
what’s Hitler’s favorite yu-gi-oh card
B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N
How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
What does ACLU stand for? American Communist Lawyers Union
communist jokes suck … unless everyone gets them.
What’s worst than communism? CAPITALISM
what do you call a communist
i hate it when i accidentally eat out my dog lol
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.
Why are Communists consider d the left? Because they can’t do anythimg right.
What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!