Communist Jokes

TheEll_XXCroz (sub me!)
in Puns

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

Soviet dude
in Orphan

Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.


What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle

in Pirate

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

Communist boi

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually


in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

in Puns

What do you call a Communist sniper? – A Marxman.

in Adult

What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union


An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

Awesome broadway fan

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad

  • Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Anus McDickNuggets

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only killed communists.”


Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it

Danyelle Avery

Why are Communists consider d the left? Because they can’t do anythimg right.

Dave Keyworth

My wife was run over


How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough

USSR Soldier

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled


In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.

in Make

communist jokes suck … unless everyone gets them.



in Puns

what do you call a communist


Harry Wiener

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!