What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle
Why do orphans want to be communist? So they would have a motherland.
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
It's not Minecraft
It's Ourcraft
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only killed communists.”
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
My wife was run over
How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
Why are Communists consider d the left? Because they can’t do anythimg right.
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
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