Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.
In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.