What do you call a Communist sniper? – A Marxman.

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

what’s Hitler’s favorite yu-gi-oh card

B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its call aregoslavia.

In normal country you call it Yugoslavia. In soviet Russia its called yugostravia.

communist jokes suck … unless everyone gets them.

What’s worst than communism? CAPITALISM

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

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