Autobiography

Autobiography jokes

Main character

    • Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

    Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

    Me: It's an autobiography.

    Character

    • "I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

    "What type of book is it?"

    "An autobiography."

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    Friend

    • My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

    I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

    Explorer

    • Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

    By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

    I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

    During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

    Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

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    • Masturbation

    • I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

    Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

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