They told me I could never be an actor…

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

why did the man die of the actors performance?

the performance was unbeLIVEable

Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.

I’m making a new movie, it’s called "veggie tale’s" My star actor is Stephen Hawking’s