Actor jokes
What goes up but doesn't come down?
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Cameron Boyce
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?