Actor Jokes

Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every scene has a cast!

why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg

Because every play has a cast