Actor jokes
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Meem
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
All these bows and arrows and I'd still give more of Jeremy Renner's work a shot.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!