They told me I could never be an actor…

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Actor 1: "I’m Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: “THERE’S A BEE!!!”

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.

why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don’t worry he was just going through a stage

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg

Because every play has a cast

Who is chicken’s favourite actor? James Cor-hen!

Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

why did the man die of the actors performance?

the performance was unbeLIVEable

Cameron Boyce

I’m making a new movie, it’s called "veggie tale’s" My star actor is Stephen Hawking’s

I am really hot but I hate water what am I

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.