They told me I could never be an actor…

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!

why did the man die of the actors performance?

the performance was unbeLIVEable

Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

I’m making a new movie, it’s called "veggie tale’s" My star actor is Stephen Hawking’s