Day

anime_and_fanfic_lover

They told me I could never be an actor…

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Bee

Anonymous

Actor 1: "I’m Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: “THERE’S A BEE!!!”

Bank

Anonymous

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Legs

bleep bloop

why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

Puns

Anonymous

Why do you tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast

Psychic

Anonymous

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor

Opposition

Anonymous

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Puns

73

Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.

Puns

Anonymous

why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

Hearing

After comedy

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don’t worry he was just going through a stage

Legs

Mia

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg

Because every play has a cast

Chicken

PJ Masks

Who is chicken’s favourite actor? James Cor-hen!

Win

PAW Patrol

Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.

Puns

Doctor

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

Guy

SkinnyBird

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

Puns

cursed spark

why did the man die of the actors performance?

the performance was unbeLIVEable

Actor

Anonymous

Cameron Boyce

Star

Anonymous

I’m making a new movie, it’s called "veggie tale’s" My star actor is Stephen Hawking’s

Water

Panchbhaya Hannah

I am really hot but I hate water what am I

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