Actor jokes
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Tell who we are.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!