They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
What is stronger than family.
The tree Paul Walker hit
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun