They told me I could never be an actor…

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

Actor 1: "I’m Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: “THERE’S A BEE!!!”

Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!

Why do you tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Why do tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.

why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don’t worry he was just going through a stage

Why do people always tell actors to break a leg

Because every play has a cast

Who is chicken’s favourite actor? James Cor-hen!

Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

why did the man die of the actors performance?

the performance was unbeLIVEable

Cameron Boyce

I’m making a new movie, it’s called "veggie tale’s" My star actor is Stephen Hawking’s

I am really hot but I hate water what am I