Actor

Actor Jokes

Day

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

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  • Floor

    Why did the actor fall through the floor?

    He was just going through a stage!

    Floorboard

    Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

    Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

    Play

    Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

    Because every play has a cast.

    Scarecrow

    Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?

    A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

    Cliffhanger

    Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

    Actor: Really? What do I do?

    Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

    Guy

    I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

    It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

    Inbreeding

    Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

    Paul Walker

    Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

    He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

    Orphan

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

    An orphan has all their teeth intact.

    Johnny Depp

    Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

    Because he was about to kick the cabinet.