What goes up but doesn't come down
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.