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Racism

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different scenario, with a crying, angry-looking character on the left and a TV screen on the right. The text next to the crying character in each panel says "THAT'S RACIST!" Each panel has a different statement. First panel, text says "Why is the black guy the villain?". Second panel, text says "Why does the black guy have to get shot?". Third panel, text says "Why is it only black people killing each other?". Fourth panel, text says "Why are there no black people in this movie?". The TV screen in each panel depicts a different scenario. Panel 1 shows a black person pointing a gun at a white person. Panel 2 shows a white person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 3 shows a black person pointing a gun at a black person. Panel 4 shows a white person pointing a gun at a white person.

Pizza Hut Employee

Chri5 · 3 years ago

No one.

Taylor Swift

Anonymous · 2 years ago

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Candy

The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Spooktober meme!!!

The image shows a text that says, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy." Underneath the text is a blurry picture of the character Elmo looking confused.

Rose

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."

Help

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

lol

A text message screenshot with the text: "PLEASE HELP ME I'M LOCKED UP IN A VERY CREEPY ROOM AND THEY'LL TRY TO KILL ME SO PLS HELP" with red circles indicating the letters that, when combined, spell "HELP". Above the text is written "Look closely." below it: "Does my friend need help?" with arrows pointing to the letters in the text message.

Chance

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."

Lego

Bozo · 3 years ago

I WANNA STEP ON ONE OF THOSE

A photo shows a person's foot about to step on a Lego brick, with other Lego pieces scattered on the carpet. Text at the bottom reads "Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them | Babylon Bee"

Abortion

Madballs · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme using Winnie the Pooh. The top panel shows Winnie the Pooh with a somewhat bored expression. The text next to him reads, "Abortion." The bottom panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo with a pleased expression. The text next to him reads, "Spawn kill."

Monster

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Jake this ine for you

A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

Locker Room

Anonymous · 3 years ago

For Da Boys

A man looks unimpressed with the text 'The coach when he walks into the boy's locker room and sees them literally killing each other. Boys will be boys.'

Accident

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Year

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

This. Is. Sparta

A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.

Patrick

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Cure

Wade · 2 years ago

A person sitting at a table with a white sign that reads "A cure for cancer would kill deadpool. CHANGE MY MIND."

God

EnochTyr · 2 years ago

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Search Engine

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Ah yes Google vs Bing

The image is a comparison between Google and Bing search results when searching for suicide-related topics. Google shows an image of a smiling man, whereas Bing shows an image with the text "kill yourself". Below, Amazon recommends buying a ladder and a rope as frequently bought together.

Cigarette

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A meme featuring a top panel with white text on a black background and a bottom panel showing a fantasy-like figure with wings in a dramatic pose. The text reads: 'Man, I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, cover my entire house in tar, waste thousands of dollars, hurt everyone around me, and slowly kill myself. Cigarettes:' The bottom image depicts a character with wings, possibly an angel or a fantasy hero, illuminated from above.

Superhero

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A comic strip shows a movie theater marquee advertising "AVENGERS." Two young children are standing nearby. One child says in a speech bubble, "They killed my dad." The other child, looking towards two uniformed figures (one labeled POLICE, the other EMS), says in a speech bubble, "ACTUAL SUPERHEROES." In the background, the CN Tower is visible. Below the comic, a comment from a user asks, "Question is who said what first."

Headache

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image displays a diagram titled 'Types of Headaches'. Four bald heads are shown with different areas colored in red. The first head labeled 'Migraine' has the forehead area colored red. The second head labeled 'Hypertension' has the side of the head colored red. The third head labeled 'Stress' has a band across the forehead colored in red. The fourth head is fully colored in red and labeled 'Just fucking kill yourself'.

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