Anus McDickNuggets

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Guys I made a song.

I love all races even the bad ones

I love all genders even the fake ones

I love all nationalities even

the alien kinds

I love all sexualities

even the sinful oooones

I love all religions even the wrong ones

Cause I love you allll

(I don’t care if you’re white or black)

I don’t care if a black man shoots hoops and bullets

I don’t care if a white guy eats mayo and hates black people

I don’t care if you are latino and you won’t wake up and do work

I don’t care if you’re east asian and you munch on cat and dog

If you’re jewish I don’t care if you own all the banks

At least you have a home (🇮🇱 or two) (NY: or three)

If you’re christian and you love kids that’s okay

I still love you anyway (but please decide which version is better)

If you’re arab, matter fact, muslim in general,

you love flying planes and explosions

That’s not a problem, I don’t discriminate

Let’s all stop the hate

I love all races even the bad ones

I love all genders even the fake ones

I love all nationalities even alien kinds

Cause I love you all

I love all sexualities

even the sinful oooones

I love all religions even the wrong ones

I still love you all

If you’re american and you’re fat that’s okay

if you’re canadian and you’re overly polite that’s okay

I love mexican and indian food

even though it makes my stomach wanna commit suicide

if you’re english and you can’t stop saying “innit”

if you’re irish and you’re paler than albinos (and you’re leprechauns)

if you’re ugandan and you question someone’s sexuality

if you’re congolese and love putting children into wars

You’re gay and you love crossdressing, that’s okay

You are lesbian and you like to chew carpets, that’s okay

You’re trans and want to kidnap real women that’s okay

Be whatever you want, I still love you (cough, except the cis straights)

Atheists believe in a fucking explosion

Agnostics don’t know shit about anything

Hindus prefer cows over women

& Scientologists believe in motherfuckin aliens

I love all races even the bad ones

I love all genders even the fake ones

I love all nationalities even alien kinds

Cause I love you all

I love all sexualities

even the sinful oooones

I love all religions even the wrong ones

I still love you all

Even though women can’t drive

even though men love to lie

about what’s six inches or five

I still love you anyway

It’s not right to hate on people no matter what

Don’t hate on Aussies for liking prawn on the bahbie

Don’t hate on natives for being “savages”

That’s how they are, show some respect!

(Y’know what? I don’t care if illegal aliens come into countries without papers, as long as they’re happy, I’m happy!)

(Yeah, and so what if inuits hunt for a living? You got a problem with that?)

(Nah, but you know who I got a problem with?)

(Who?)

(Straight white men. They always wanna keep the non christian, non american, gay, trans, colored or females down.)

(Well, like you said, it’s not right to hate.)

(Unless it’s white people.)

I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.

q: what are women better than men at doing

a: winning arguments

q: what are men better than women at doing

a: winning swimming titles

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Why’d the chicken cross the road?

To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!

“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.