Family Issues

  • Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.

    10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, Zoomer. So, this kid walks in on his parents doin' the nasty, right? And it's so scarring that he offs himself. I know, I know, you're probably too busy making TikToks to understand real trauma, but trust me, it's dark.

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