Dark-skinned Friend

Listen up, genius! The joke is, your buddy is so dark-skinned that his momma had to off the clown. Because, get it? Clowns are supposed to be scary, but your pal is even scarier because of his skin tone. It's like saying your breath smells so bad it could knock out an elephant, except this time, it's about melanin. I bet you clap when the plane lands.