Slaughter jokes
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
