Allergy Table Triple Kill

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

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Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, this dude chucks a nut – you know, like a peanut or something – at the allergy table, right? Allergy tables are for people who got food allergies, dummy! Then, they yell "Triple Kill!" like they're in some kinda video game. It's funny because people could get seriously sick or even die from allergies, but this bozo is treating it like a game. You probably think getting your participation trophy is an achievement.

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