Kill jokes
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Memes
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.