Kill jokes

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.