What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What’s the best cure for aging? Suicide.

“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”

“Will that cure me?” the patient asks.

“Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”

history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.

A kid in the hospital says his father “I want to be an astronaut when I’m older, daddy!” The dad responds to this, saying “You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy.”

A kid in the hospital asks his father “I want to be an astronaut when I’m older, daddy!” The dad responds to this, saying “You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy.”