What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.