Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack

Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs

A hyped up f’ing machine

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