Jesus

Anonymous

My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies

3

Shoes

Anonmouse

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Wizard

Pickle Rick!

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

5

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

0

Puns

Anonymous

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

0

Difference

MISS. B.... TO YOU!

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

1

Prostitution

Anonymous

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

0

Ex

Anonymous

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

Puns

my friend

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

1

Die

Jybori

For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would a lifetime supply.

Common

Jp2008

What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the

Kid

Eleventeen Dollars

Say no to drugs kids, suddenly, the poster dissapeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

Jesus

Anonymous

My mom told me that drugs are my enemes…But jesus said to love my enemies

0

Baby

Gu-u-uar-fie-e-eld

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

4

Day

Anonymous

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

Sentence

AbbeyDabbyDoo

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

Yes

Kamikaze

"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i’m talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes

Depression

Dark Master

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

Puns

Anonymous

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Shoes

Big Boss Tom

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day