If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.

What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs

A hyped up f’ing machine