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What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs

A hyped up f’ing machine

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack

What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.

What’s Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid

Read this word:

Heroine

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs… A QUACK HEAD!!! My mom must be a duck then…