I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again