What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again

What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.