My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
Jack and jill popped some pills to get a little tipsy Jack got a surprise and blood shot eyes because jill gave him a roofie
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
