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What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer…?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack

Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs

A hyped up f’ing machine

What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.