What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.