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Wizard

Pickle Rick!

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Day

Anonmouse

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Jesus

Anonymous

My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies

Number

Anonymous

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

Puns

Anonymous

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

Prostitution

Anonymous

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Difference

MISS. B.... TO YOU!

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

Kid

Jp2008

What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the

Jesus

Anonymous

My mom told me that drugs are my enemes…But jesus said to love my enemies

Girl

Gu-u-uar-fie-e-eld

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Puns

my friend

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

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Day

Anonymous

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

Little Johnny

oh im a gummy bear

What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa…

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between kids and drugs? I don’t sell drugs.

Night

AbbeyDabbyDoo

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

Puns

Anonymous

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Day

Big Boss Tom

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Daddy

jay jay

your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

Yes

Kamikaze

"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i’m talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes

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