My mom told me drugs are my enemies… but Jesus said to love your enemies

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

My mom told me that drugs are my enemes…But jesus said to love my enemies

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

Say no to drugs kids, suddenly, the poster dissapeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would a lifetime supply.

What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i’m talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack