Humor

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

What is smegma name?

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.

It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Wish jokers.

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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