Humor
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Memes
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.