yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years
your mom
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
my wheelchair friend was getting bullied so i told him to stand up for himself.
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
i like to make your mom jokes
because there easy like your mom
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
u wanna hear a indian egg joke? (yeah-) nevermind. u wont UNDAstand
my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.
why cant orphan play baseball they cant run home.
why do orphans sit in apple trees. They wait to be picked
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
Why do orphans want a phone so bad because it has a home button.
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
i could tell a joke about pizza but its too cheezy
spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants
i dont like stairs there always up to something
the smartest kid in my class say is-land insted of il-and