"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Wallpaper vs Toilet Paper
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that wallpaper goes on the wall, and toilet paper is for wiping your butt. If you don't know the difference, you're probably using wallpaper to clean up after you go number two. And that's just nasty. It's like using a silk scarf to wipe a mud puddle – totally inappropriate and kinda gross, just like your last attempt at baking cookies.