What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
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Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
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What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
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what's the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.