Ben Dover

Anesthesia

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

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Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

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ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.