Tommaso

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Tommaso

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*

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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line.

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I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.

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Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.

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What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people

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Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

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I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.

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How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand

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Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!

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What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.

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Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.

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You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....

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Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.

I said, 'I shit you not.'

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What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

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Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”