What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
Tommaso
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
Your so fat,When you step on a scale it says”To be continued”
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.