What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.