Tommaso

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people

Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.

I said, 'I shit you not.'

What is the difference between anal se* and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.