Humor
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Memes
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
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Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Lol, I have no life :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I have a fat ass.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.