Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Humor
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
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Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Lol, I have no life :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I have a fat ass.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
