Humor
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?