Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Humor
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
