Humor

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

"Like if u cry everytime."

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

789.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

Your mom #69.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Haha, the joke is me.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.