Humor
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.