Humor
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Your mom #69.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.