What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house
