Fairy Tale jokes
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)