Fairy Tale jokes
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!