Fairy Tale Jokes

What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

When rejected:

That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?

Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"