Fairy Tale jokes
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.