I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Nobody
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Why does Orphans get in trouble at school? because the school doesn't have any parents to report to
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What Game do Emo's Play Fruit Ninja (Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)