What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
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Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.