Person69

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Person69

Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode

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2 sentence horror story’s go

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911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.

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They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us

It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense

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Battery 1%

I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power

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Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!

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Like if u meet someone emo

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What is a group of emo kids called?

A suicide squad

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My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat

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How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?

It doesn’t have a home page.