Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
Person69
2 sentence horror story’s go
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!
Like if u meet someone emo
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.